nfl week 5

what i did: loaded up the wild will, drove into the city and got loaded at jaysie's watching FOOTBALL. grr

so we started the morning (11 am) with wonderful turkey bacon and cheese sammys. that's "turkey bacon", not turkey comma bacon.

the BOMB.

next it was a couple of beers and the early games...

on her big tv we watched as peyton just barely pulled it off. wtf is up with this team? at one point had a 17 point deficit to the 0-3 texans? the colts need to get their shit together STAT.

on our little tv, we watched the bears beat detroit. no surprise there. just forced me to yell out another big BOOO. bring back grossman!

on the iPhone, we watched the greenbay show up without a defense to get kicked in the nuts by the atlanta falcons, who are all shitheads and will forever be hated by me because of friggin michael vick, aka ron mexico.

at this point in the day, we moved on to vodka tonics. got switch it up for the 3 o'clock games.

midafternoon, we watched half in horror as jaysie's cowboys nearly lost it to the bengals. who loses to the bengals? my god, jaysie and i could go out and beat the bengals ourselves. blindfolded. and drunk (which most of the bengals are too). romo played like crap and t.o. is getting shitty that nobody ever gives the ball to him anymore. another couple games like this and i think we'll have to put t.o. back on suicide watch.

tampa and denver's only appeal was to watch the geriatric qb's battle it out. greise ended up hobbling back to the nursing home first. denver won, i think (i was drunk), but really who cares about 2 really mediocre teams from places no one wants to vacation let alone live in.

the steelers game was dissappointing. i was expecting a blow out over the jaguars. but by this time, we were at a bar doing shots of whiskey. i was no longer invested in football.

there was IMHO an unfortunate win for both the pats and the giants. i hate both of those fuckers. and a dissappointing loss for the eagles. donavan mcnabb is so hot.

i'll post again when the spreads come out for week 6 or if i get drunk and naughty between then and now.