point spreads

point spreads are bullshit. bullshit i say.

let's take a look at what's coming down for week 6.

new orleans is favored 7.5 over the raiders? are you kidding me? that's going to be atleast a 15 point game. don't these people understand that god hates the raiders more than lane kiffin hates al davis? 7.5 - what a fucking joke.

indy over baltimore by 4.5. ok. this one sits all right with me, the colts have been struggling and although baltimore is bad, the colts lost to the bears. so 4.5 with home field advantage, i guess i'm ok with.

the jets are favored by 6 over cincinatti. the cincinatti bengals who are the equivalent of last year's miami team. and the jets are coming off of a restful bye week after a 56 point game the week before. 56 points. which was 21 points more than the other guys. and these point spread predictors are giving them 6 points over the bengals? that just makes me laugh. morons.

ok, so it's only a point and a half, but why WHY is TB favored over carolina? just.... why?

minnesota gets 13.5 over detroit. on this i'll agree. on one hand you've got adrian peterson. on the other hand you've got the 0-5 lions. oops, i mean 0-4. for now.

chicago has 2.5 at home over atlanta. as much as i hate that dogfucker ron mexico and the entire atlanta falcons operation and the entire city of atlanta as well, i hope they overcome the 2.5 deficit to kick the crap out of the bears in their stupid looking spaceship stadium. on another note: BRING BACK GROSSMAN.

the 0-4 texans get 3 points over the 2-2 dolphins? /scratches head

not sure whether i'm scratching my head over the 3 points or the 2-2 dolphins...

13.5 for washington over the rams. i think it will be 13.5 if only half the redskins play throughout the whole game. 13.5? really? does anyone realize just how well the redskins are playing? does anyone realize what a fucking joke the rams are? 13.5? puhlease.

philly over san fran. 5 points. sounds sane. i'll take it.

i think the cowboys will come out over the 5 points they've been given if two things happen: romo stops throwing interceptions like a girl & if matt leinart does beer bongs with throngs of half naked girls saturday night. and although i know he is dirty and diseased to the max, i wouldn't mind being one of those girls. i'm just saying.

ok seattle's at home, so i get the 2 points. but green bay is a game up on them. and aaron rodgers is dirrty hot. let's call this one a draw.

san diego gets 6 at home over the fucking pats. i'm hopeful, but i don't think this is realistic. i'm not betting on this game. i'm not evevn getting close. but i am going to be cheering my hot ass off for rivers and LT.

giants get 8 over cleveland. fuck. these point spreaders are totally right on this one and it sucks. S.U.C.K.S. what needs to happen is for cleveland to put in brady quinn to distract eli. eli will be all like "oooh a new toy! mommy, can i have it?" mommy says no, you have to play football. eli cries like a bitch and can't see through all the tears and snot to complete any passes.

well, that's what i'd like to see anyway.

see you all on sunday!